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February 25, 2005
Recipe for Supervirus
Right from the headlines! You can now brew your own Zesty Supervirus!
INGREDIENTS
- 100 sexually active men (preferably gay, but bisexual is acceptable)
- 1 strain of HIV, not immune to medications.
- 250-1000 grams of crystal methamphetamine
- In varying amounts, other party favors such as Alcohol, Ketamine, Cocaine and Ecstasy may be included for flavor.
- Handful of different HIV medications, but must include to some extent NRIs, NNRIs, Protease Inhibitors
- 1 willing human depository of bodily fluids.
SAUCE:
Take all 100 sexually active men and infect with HIV virus. Dole out crystal methamphetamine and other party favors freely and evenly over an extended period of time, setting aside from 10 to 25 grams for entrée. Some will not take party favors. This is all right.
Offer HIV medications to all of the sexually active men in accordance with their physicians orders. Don't worry if you don't have enough, most of those on crystal methamphetamine and party favors will not take as prescribed, not to mention some of the others.
Allow mix to brew for extended period of time. A portion of sexually active men may exchange bodily fluids freely, most notably the ones who have absorbed the highest concentration of crystal methamphetamine and other party favors. Set aside men for sauce, which will be a delicious mix of various strains of HIV, with varying immunity to different classes of medication.
ENTRÉE:
Take human depository and place on pan, face forward, rear up. Provide remaining 10 to 25 grams of crystal methamphetamine. Baste freely, inside and out, with each of the 100 sexually active men, over time.
Allow to cook over a month or so. Provide all varieties HIV medication to depository, eliminating those strains which no longer have immunity.
Your human depository is now rich and popping with your tasty HIV Supervirus. Don't forget to alert the media. Watch the resulting awe and amazement.
Serves from 10 guests to 2 million.
Posted by Bastique at February 25, 2005 11:54 AM